Tr*mp’s granddaughter can’t seem to stop pissing the internet all the way off. Some months ago, Kai Tr*mp won the grand prize for most tone deaf video ever after posting a vlog about going to Erewhon with her personal secret service detail… and complaining about the pricing at the notorious luxury grocery store.
Later, she showed up to the Knicks game with her bad luck charm of a grandfather and shared an edited video where she magically transformed the crowd’s booing into applause.
All that was embarrassing enough, but it seems the teen golf champ has inherited her grandfather’s love of the spotlight, because as of today, Kai stepped in it yet again. This time, she took her video crew into Tr*mp’s White House for a tour, and it backfired instantly.
Kai Trump gave an EXCLUSIVE tour of the White House, where she’s lived for over 10 years, showing the Oval Office covered in gold and the infamous Diet Coke button in President Trump’s office
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Starting off weak by referring to George Washington as her “best friend,” Kai does her best to be charming during the tour of her “new house” by telling us a story about how she used to play soccer in the halls of the White House.
Unfortunately, that extremely relatable detail didn’t quite land, and the video is still getting ratio’ed to hell and back as we speak. The Tr*mp family curse doesn’t care how young you are—it will come for you when you least expect it!
Kai wanders through the White House trying to crack jokes, failing, and eventually running out of things to say. She tried to give MTV Cribs, but she ended up serving DJT Grifts.
“He has a very good attention to detail,” Kai says of her grandfather’s gilded Oval Office design. “So everything that he thought should be gold he made gold.”
Wow, how insightful! Sadly, it doesn’t carry over to Kai’s time on the paved-over White House lawn, previously home to a rose garden where JFK Jr. once played.
Kai does her best, but only seconds into the video it becomes clear that she’s lacking her grandfather’s most famous and arguably most important trait: rizz. Unsurprisingly, the people of X haven’t been shy to call out this fact. She’s been called everything from “boring” to “rizzless” to a nepo baby with the personality of “wet bread”, and honestly…where’s the lie?
Obviously we’d all feel worse for her if we didn’t know exactly what her whole deal was. In her attempt to become a “media personality,” Kai has made frequent use of the White House to hawk her wares, including an extremely ugly branded sweatshirt retailing for a cool $130. Trust that the comments under that post are still getting ratio’ed like nobody’s business.
She’s trying to claim her place in the Tr*mp dynasty by using the White House brand to boost her own sales, but sadly she doesn’t have the personality to pull it off. She’s also making the key mistake of cashing in on her grandfather’s brand at the exact moment that his stock is reaching its nadir.
But Kai is young, and she’ll bounce back, especially if she takes a cue from MTG, Tucker Carlson, and all the other ex-MAGAites abandoning the sinking ship.
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