JD Vance might be beefing with his Secret Service detail, but at least he’s not launching attacks on their actual lives. For D*n*ld Tr*mp, it’s a different story. After footage leaked of one of Tr*mp’s security detail got caught downwind of the allegedly stinky president at Lindsey Graham’s funeral, viewers drew the only possible conclusion: Big Brown had struck again, and that agent would be well within his rights to demand a pay raise after the incident.
To be fair, while we’ve extensively reported on Tr*mp’s alleged history of farting in mixed company, we can’t be absolutely, positively certain that that’s what’s going on. That said, we do have eyes to see, and this man’s quick sequence of pained expressions tells its own tale.
“Tr*mp almost killed a man at Lindsey Graham’s funeral,” joked “I’ve Had It” producer Kiley Josey yesterday, referring to the seemingly lethal fart Tr*mp landed during the event. “The man behind him [is] fully fighting for his life.”
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Josey was not the only one to clock the Biblical torment etched on the Secret Service agent’s face. On X, several spectators also zeroed in on this man’s unfortunate luck in being seated to the rear of the notoriously foul-smelling president. He manfully tries to pass off his nausea as grief for the late closeted senator, and if the funeral was for a less despised figure than Graham, he might have been able to pull it off.
Not this time.
I almost feel sorry for the poor guy sitting behind Trump! Just look at his reaction to smelling what must have been one of the foulest smells a human being can imagine.
The funk from an old man’s diaper! I don’t envy him. The smell must have been unbearable!
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— Damaan, AKA ‘Philly’s Finest!’ (@Damaan4u33) July 30, 2026
Between JD Vance’s last-minute private trips and Tr*mp’s Big Mac diet, the Secret Service is having a hell of a time lately, and they’re not alone. In the past, we’ve had to witness officials of state, White House workers, and dignitaries keep a straight face in the presence of Tr*mp’s signature scent. There was the incident in February of this year, when members of a conference had to seemingly hold back tears in the Oval Office, and another moment in April when a hot mic caught Tr*mp admitting that he needed to go #2.
But as “I’ve Had It” cohost Angie “Pumps” Sullivan recalls, the problems started way earlier, back in the days of Tr*mp’s 2024 New York criminal trial, where reporter Ben Meiselas broke the news of Tr*mp breaking aggressive wind in court.
“I distinctly remember…I have this on the absolute, premiere, golden rule authority,” she says, “the stink was so bad because of farting. Remember he kept falling asleep?”
But Tr*mp’s gaseous activity started long before then, and the lore is deep. As one of Tr*mp’s bodyguards from his The Apprentice days explained recently, things allegedly got so messy that “his nickname” on the set was “wet wipes.”
Some presidents carry a legacy of strong foreign policy, economic growth, and positive social change. Some see their nation through wartime with strength and dignity. When we look back at Tr*mp’s legacy, we’ll remember his cruel policies, disastrous warmongering, and the trail of dirty diaper rumors that defined a deeply unserious presidency.
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