Move over, “catching print” and summer shrinkage!
A hot new bombshell just entered the villa of p*nis panic and it’s called “gym dick.”
The term, which has taken over the internet since the New York Post published an article about it last week, refers to a “temporary retraction” some men experience in their downstairs area following strenuous exercise.
So, basically everything you’ve learned about getting that big pump in the gym is a lie.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Apparently, the shrinkage stems from “redirected blood flow to the muscles, heart, lungs, and skin” during intense work outs.
“Many men experience some degree of temporary retraction while working out, but the amount varies dramatically,” Chris Bustamante, an aesthetic nurse practitioner, told the New York Post.
He added that while some athletes may “barely notice,” others may feel their, ahem, members retract “closer to the body.”
It’s an experience Bustamante described as “turtling,” which is suddenly our new favorite word. LOL.
In particular, “gym p*nis” tends to affect athletes whose workout sessions include high-intensity cardio and heavy weightlifting, due to the stress placed on the cardiovascular system.
Of course, the shrinky dink tends to go away once your body cools down and blood flow is able to redistribute itself.
“For most men, that can happen within minutes to an hour after working out,” Bustamante explained.
Still, dehydration, anxiety, or overstimulation from caffeine may affect an athlete’s, erm, refraction time.
Thankfully, “gym p*nis” is completely normal, although experts recommend going to the doctor if you notice any “persistent changes in size” or begin experiencing any new pain, numbness, or erectile dysfunction after a workout.
Why does gym shrink the penis?
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That said, even temporary shrinkage can have a psychological effect, especially in the locker room.
“Some men may feel embarrassed, avoid locker rooms, compare themselves to others or worry that something is wrong with them,” Bustamante said.
“That anxiety can become a bigger issue than the temporary retraction itself.”
If there’s anything we can take from the viral headlines, perhaps it’s that everyone (and their members) deserve a little grace at the gym.
After all, when a member is soft, its size is “extremely variable and often misunderstood,” Bustamante said, and men shouldn’t judge themselves or their sexual health based on “what they see in the gym mirror.”
Let’s make a note to remember this when we hit grey sweatpants season in a couple of months.
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